Thursday, September 18, 2014

NFL Week Three Preview

TB @ ATL
ATL -6
45.5
Atlanta should rebound after a terrible performance in Cincinnati. Matt Ryan must be better, and I believe he’s a resilient enough player to get back on track quickly. Tampa’s offense is struggling, and the defense could be without its best player, Gerald McCoy. Even if he plays, he’ll be limited. These teams frequently play each other close, but given the circumstances I believe Atlanta can cover 6. The Falcons are 8-1 ATS in their last 9 Thursday night games while Tampa Bay is 1-3 ATS in their last 4 Thursday contests. The Bucs have played 7 of 10 Under on the road.
Pick: ATL -6. Falcons win 31-10 (Under)

SD @ BUF
BUF -2.5
45
Can the Bills really get to 3-0? Their offense is explosive, but the single weak link is still EJ Manuel at quarterback. If San Diego gets to him, they can keep Buffalo’s offense in check. The Bills have an outstanding pass rush, but their run defense is still a bit suspect. With Ryan Mathews injured, Donald Brown will need to have a big game for San Diego to be successful. I’m sure I’ve overthought this, but San Diego needs to come into this game with a run-first mentality so the Bills’ pass rushers can’t get in a rhythm. I don’t think the Chargers will have that mentality with Mathews on the sidelines. If they lean heavily on Donald Brown, this pick will be wrong. If Rivers has to throw the ball 45+ times, I’ll be right on. The Chargers have won 7 of 10 against the Bills but are only 1-3-1 ATS in the last 5 of those games. The trends point toward the Under.
Pick: BUF -2.5. Bills win 20-17 (Under)

DAL @ STL
STL -1
44.5
Seriously? The Rams are favored in this game? Wow. Vegas must know something I don’t. The Cowboys have won 4 of 6 against the Rams, and although Dallas frequently has a letdown after a win, this would be more of an epic collapse than a letdown. Dallas trends toward the Under on the road and St. Louis trends Under at home, so I expect it to be relatively low-scoring. Especially for the Rams. Even if Shaun Hill starts. Because he’s still a 3rd string QB at best.
Pick: DAL +1. The Cowboys win 28-13 (Under)

WAS @ PHI
PHI -6.5
50.5
Washington’s offense seems potent with Kirk Cousins at QB. Then again, that was against the Jaguars. Philadelphia’s offense wore down the Colts just like it had worn down the Jaguars the week before. Can it do the same to Washington? It may be close, but LeSean McCoy and company are good enough to beat the Skins at home despite a 2-5 ATS record in their last 7 against Washington at The Link. Though Philly is 7-13 ATS in their last 20 games as a favorite, Washington is coming off a blowout win and may be overconfident. Especially without its starting QB.
Pick: PHI -6.5. Eagles win 34-14 (Under)

HOU @ NYG
HOU -2
41
Houston is playing well. New York is playing horrifically. I don’t think it will change in week 3, although I am concerned that Houston won its first two games last year and lost the next 14. Hopefully they don’t start another streak. The Giants are 1-8 ATS in their last 9 September games, 6-8 ATS in their last 14 as an underdog, and 3-9 ATS in their last 12 against the AFC South. Both teams trend toward the Under.
Pick: HOU -2. Texans win 17-13 (Under)

MIN @ NO
NO -10
49
Adrian Peterson is out. The Saints are 0-2 and playing at home with one of the most talented rosters in the league. Game over. The trends don’t bear this out, as New Orleans is 0-5 ATS in their last 5 matchups with Minnesota at home, though they’re 7-0-1 ATS in their last 8 at home overall. Minnesota has also won 8 of their last 12 against the Saints. Trends point clearly to the Over, which New Orleans may cover on their own.
Pick: NO -10. Saints roll 45-10 (Over)

TEN @ CIN
CIN -7
42.5
Cincinnati looks solid right now, but the Titans are a solid defensive team and should give the Bengals a tough game, especially if AJ Green is forced to sit out. Cincy is 2-4-1 ATS in its last 7 home games against Tennessee and the Titans are 6-2-1 ATS in their last 9 road games overall. Though Cincy has trended over at home lately (5 of 7), the Titans and Bengals have hit the under in 6 of their last 7 meetings.
Pick: TEN +7. Bengals win 20-16 (Under)

BAL @ CLE
BAL -1.5
41
Baltimore begins the season with 3 straight division games? Yikes! The Ravens have won 11 of their last 12 against the Browns, but Cleveland’s offense is rolling right now. They scored 27 and 26 against the Steelers and Saints, respectively. That’s pretty darn good. These teams have played 4 of 5 Under in Cleveland, but I’m not sure the Ravens can hold down the Browns enough to turn this into a defensive battle. If Baltimore is going to win – which the trends suggest they will – it’ll likely be high scoring.
Pick: BAL -1.5. Ravens win 27-24 (Over)

GB @ DET
DET -2.5
53
Vegas is helping me out this week! I’m surprised the Lions are favored. The Packers have been stumbling, but the Lions aren’t a particularly good football team. They crushed the terrible Giants but were completely shut down by a solid Panthers defense. The Packers don’t have anyone who can match up with Calvin Johnson, but neither does anyone else. As long as Green Bay shuts down the rest of the Lions offense and CJ only scores two touchdowns, the Packers should still be ok. That said, if the Lions solid defensive line causes a ton of problems for the Packers already shoddy offensive line, Detroit could pull this out. The Lions are 2-6 ATS in their last 8 home games against Green Bay and the teams have played 4 of their last 5 games in Detroit Under.
Pick: GB +2.5. Packers win 27-21 (Under)

IND @ JAX
IND -7
45
It’s the Jags’ home opener, but I doubt that will matter. Jacksonville may score some points, but Luck – especially coming off a loss – will pick their defense apart. The Jaguars are 2-5 ATS in their last 7 home games against Indy and the teams have played 5 straight Unders. The Colts are also 9-2 ATS in their last 11 division games and 10-5 ATS in their last 15 games as a favorite.
Pick: IND -7. Colts win 34-14 (Over)

OAK @ NE
NE -14
46.5
This spread is a little too large for me to be comfortable picking the Pats. Teams disrespected by spreads this large often show up in a big way. Oakland has one of the league’s best 1-2 punches at running back and I believe they’ll make life difficult on the Patriots defense. The Pats are also 1-3-1 ATS in their last 5 against Oakland and only 1-5 ATS in their last 6 games as a 10+ point favorite. New England has played 5 straight home Overs, but Oakland and New England have played 4 of 6 matchups Under.
Pick: OAK +14. New England wins 31-23 (Over)

SF @ ARI
SF -3
42
While Jonathan Dwyer isn’t a huge on-field loss for the Cardinals, the distraction of his incident could play a role in this week’s game against the 49ers. Not that is has to; Arizona is 1-7 ATS in its last 8 home games against San Francisco and the 49ers have won 9 of their last 10 matchup with the Cards. Plus Carson Palmer is doubtful with a shoulder injury and the 49ers are coming off a disappointing loss. 7 of the last 10 games played between these teams in Arizona have gone Over.
Pick: SF -3. 49ers roll 34-13 (Over)

DEN @ SEA
SEA -5
48.5
Wes Welker is back! Almost every fiber of my being thinks the Broncos have the proper combination of offense and defense to pummel the Seahawks. They’re also still upset after Seattle demolished them in the Super Bowl last season. Thankfully I have a single fiber of rational thought reminding me that picking against Seattle at home is tantamount to putting your hand in a wood chipper. Just freaking stupid. Seattle has covered 6 straight spreads as a favorite of 3.5-7 points, has won 18 of its last 19 home games, and has played 5 of 6 Under at home. Denver is 1-3 ATS in its last 4 games as an underdog but is 5-2 ATS in its last 7 trips to Seattle.  
Pick: DEN +5. Seattle wins 23-20 (Under)

KC @ MIA
MIA -4
42.5
Knowshon Moreno’s loss will be felt by the Dolphins, especially against a solid Chiefs defense that, for the most part, kept Peyton Manning in check last week. I expect a close, low-scoring game. It really could go either way. KC is 1-5-1 ATS in its last 7 trips to Miami and has played 4 of 5 road games Over. Miami is 10-5 ATS in its last 15 home games and has played 5 of 6 Under at home.
Pick: MIA -4. Dolphins win 21-16 (Under)

PIT @ CAR
CAR -3
42
Carolina’s defense is incredibly strong, but how will they play without Greg Hardy? Pittsburgh is coming off an embarrassing loss, so I expect them to play hard. If Carolina shows any ill effects from the Hardy suspension and subsequent distraction, they’ll lose. Carolina has lost their last 5 matchups to Pittsburgh ATS and has lost 4 of those 5 games. The Panthers have played 6 of 7 Under at home.
Pick: PIT +3. Steelers win 20-13 (Under)

CHI @ NYJ
NYJ -3
45.5
Wait, what? The Bears’ injuries are in the secondary; I doubt that’ll hurt them against Geno Smith and the Jets. I have no idea why Chicago isn’t favored. They’ve won 6 of 8 against the Jets and are 4-1-1 ATS in their last 6 matchups with NY. Chicago has played 9 of 11 Over on the road but 7 of 8 Under against the Jets.

Pick: CHI +3. Bears win 27-23 (Over)

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

NFL Week Two Recap

Week Two
ATS: 10-6
Straight Up: 9-7
Over/Under: 7-9

Overall
ATS: 18-12-2
Straight Up: 18-14
Over/Under: 15-16-1

PIT @ BAL
BAL -3
44.5
Pick: PIT +3. Steelers win 23-20 (Under)
Result: BAL 26-6 (Under)

DET @ CAR
CAR -3
44
Pick: DET +3. Lions win 34-28 (Over)
Result: CAR 24-7 (Under)

MIA @ BUF
MIA -1
43
Pick: BUF +1. The Bills win 23-17 (Under)
Result: BUF 29-10 (Under)

JAX @ WAS
WAS -6
43
Pick: WAS -6. Redskins win 33-19 (Over)
Result: WAS 41-10 (Over)

DAL @ TEN
TEN -3.5
49.5
Pick: DAL +3.5. Cowboys win 31-24 (Over)
Result: DAL 26-10 (Under)

ARI @ NYG
ARI -2.5
43
Pick: ARI -2.5. Cardinals win 20-7 (Under)
Result: ARI 25-14 (Under)

NE @ MIN
NE -3
49
Pick: NE -3. Patriots roll 41-17 (Over)
Result: NE 30-7 (Under)

NO @ CLE
NO -6.5
47.5
Pick: NO -6.5. Saints roll 42-10 (Over)
Result: CLE 26-24 (Over)

ATL @ CIN
CIN -5
48.5
Pick: ATL +5. Falcons win 28-23 (Over)
Result: CIN 24-10 (Under)

STL @ TB
TB -6
37
Pick: STL +6. Tampa wins 14-9 (Under)
Result: STL 19-17 (Under)

SEA @ SD
SEA -5.5
44
Pick: SEA -5.5. Seahawks win 23-17 (Under)
Result: SD 30-21 (Over)

HOU @ OAK
HOU -3
39.5
Pick: HOU -3. Texans win 13-6 (Under)
Result: HOU 30-14 (Over)

NYJ @ GB
GB -8
45.5
Pick: NYJ +8. Packers win 21-17 (Under)
Result: GB 31-24 (Over)

KC @ DEN
DEN -13
51
Pick: KC +13. Denver wins 34-24 (Over)
Result: DEN 24-17 (Under)

CHI @ SF
SF -7
48.5
Pick: CHI +7. The Bears win 33-30 (Over)
Result: CHI 28-20 (Under)

PHI @ IND
IND -3
53
Pick: IND -3. Colts win 38-33 (Over)
Result: PHI 30-27 (Over)

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

NFL Week Two Preview

PIT @ BAL
BAL -3
44.5
Pittsburgh didn’t look great in the second half against the Browns, but the Ray Rice situation has cast a dark cloud over Raven-land. I doubt they’ll be fully focused on Thursday night. Plus the Ravens are 1-5 ATS in their last 6 home games against Pittsburgh and are 1-6 ATS in their last 7 Thursday night games.
Pick: PIT +3. Steelers win 23-20 (Under)

DET @ CAR
CAR -3
44
Detroit’s Calvin Johnson is a matchup nightmare for everyone he faces. Can Carolina’s Antoine Cason keep him under wraps? Probably not. Carolina looked ok against Tampa Bay, but the Lions looked very solid against the Giants. Detroit is 5-1 ATS in its last 6 games against Carolina, but is 3-6 ATS in their last 9 games as an underdog. Carolina was stellar at home last season, going 6-1-1 ATS in their own building. Though the Panthers have played 5 of their last 6 home games Under, the Lions and Panthers have played 4 of their last 5 head-to-head matchups Over.
Pick: DET +3. Lions win 34-28 (Over)

MIA @ BUF
MIA -1
43
The Bills looked awfully good against the Bears. They have a ton of weapons, and Anthony Dixon was a great addition as a third-string running back behind Jackson and Spiller. The run defense still looks like a liability, though, so Knowshon Moreno may have a big day. Tannehill isn’t good under pressure, so if the Bills’ stellar defensive front can get some push against Miami’s revamped offensive line, it could be a long day for the fish. Miami doesn’t usually win in Buffalo, either. They’re just 3-7 ATS in their last ten trips to Western NY. Buffalo has played 4 of its last 6 home games against Miami Under and the Dolphins have played 9 of 11 Under against the AFC East and 16 of their last 24 Under on the road.
Pick: BUF +1. The Bills win 23-17 (Under)

JAX @ WAS
WAS -6
43
The Jaguars looked solid for one quarter against the Eagles, but quickly became fatigued. They may get tired out once again, as the Redskins should learn exactly the same thing from their game tape that I learned; when they run the ball, they have success. Of their 3 sustained drives against the Texans, 2 featured almost exclusively run plays. If the Redskins hammer the run game and tire out the Jaguars, they should be able to get the win. If not, this could be one of Jacksonville’s few “winnable” games this season. Washington’s defense was good when it got pressure, but lost receivers in coverage when the quarterback had time to allow the play to develop. If Jacksonville’s O-line can create space for Henne, the Jags are going to move the ball efficiently and could have a chance at the win. Gerhart’s ankle injury could hurt the Jags, but I expect him to be ready for Sunday’s game, regardless of how much practice he gets this week. Jacksonville is 1-4 ATS in its last 5 against the Skins and has played 8 of 9 Over against NFC opponents. The Redskins are 7-4 ATS in their last 11 against the AFC South and have played 6 of 9 Over against AFC opponents.   
Pick: WAS -6. Redskins win 33-19 (Over)

DAL @ TEN
TEN -3.5
49.5
Dallas is likely going to end up 8-8 again, which makes them easy to predict. When they play a good team – like San Fran – they’re going to lose. When they play a beatable team – Like Tennessee – they’re going to win. The Dallas defense is terrible, but Jake Locker is useless under pressure; so if the Cowboys can get a solid push from their line, they should be ok. Keep in mind that Locker has a strong, accurate arm when he gets the ball out fast; so Dallas will have to scheme up a way to avoid getting burned in the short passing game. The Cowboys will also have to respect Tennessee’s rushing attack, as Sankey and Washington are good change-ups for Shonn Greene. The Titans showed some nice defensive coverage schemes against the Chiefs and will have to come up with some more to confuse Romo and the Cowboys. Dallas is 2-4 ATS in its last 6 against Tennessee, but is 10-6 ATS in its last 16 as an underdog. The Titans have been good ATS against the NFC East (15-5 last 20), but they haven’t played well at home lately (0-5 ATS last 5). The trends strongly favor the Over for both teams.
Pick: DAL +3.5. Cowboys win 31-24 (Over)

ARI @ NYG
ARI -2.5
43
This game involves many conflicting trends. Arizona looked good in game #1, but they generally don’t do well when traveling to the east coast. Against the Giants on the east coast, however, they’re usually fine (4-1 ATS last 5). The Giants played terribly in Detroit and will be looking to rebound. They’re 2-0 ATS in their last two games after playing on Monday Night the week before. Arizona is 3-5 ATS in their last 8 after a Monday Nighter. The Giants are banged up and Eli seems to be making just as many mistakes as he did last year, so I have to go with the Cardinals.
Pick: ARI -2.5. Cardinals win 20-7 (Under)

NE @ MIN
NE -3
49
New England coming off a loss? Yeah, the Patriots are a virtual lock. But by how many? They’re only 1-7 ATS in their last 8 road games, while Minnesota is an impressive 10-4 in its last 14 home contests. Though Minnesota has played 4 of 5 Under against New England, all of the other trends point to this game hitting the Over.
Pick: NE -3. Patriots roll 41-17 (Over)

NO @ CLE
NO -6.5
47.5
New Orleans lost to Atlanta, but the Falcons are going to be a very competitive team this season. The Saints are still really, really good. If this game were in the Superdome I’d pick them to win by 35 points. In Cleveland I’ll be a little more conservative, but not much. I don’t think the Saints defense will let Cleveland back into the game once it’s out of reach. The trends on this game don’t mean much, as they’re all conflicting. New Orleans has been bad on the road (2-7 ATS last 9), but Cleveland has been bad at home (2-4 last 6). New Orleans has been playing road Unders (6 of 7), but Cleveland has been playing home Overs (4 of 6).
Pick: NO -6.5. Saints roll 42-10 (Over)

ATL @ CIN
CIN -5
48.5
Atlanta got a big win against the Saints and proved – at least to me – that they’re going to be a force in the NFC South this season. I expected as much; Matt Ryan is a poised, capable quarterback and he’s surrounded by talented receivers and playmakers. They need to watch the penalties, but if the defense creates turnovers – like they did two seasons ago – the Falcons could be a playoff contender. Cincy is a definite playoff hopeful, but they’re much better on defense than they are on offense. If a talented team like Atlanta can get out in front early, will the Bengals be able to come back? Atlanta has beaten Cincy in 4 of 6 and the teams have hit the Over in 5 of those 6 games.  
Pick: ATL +5. Falcons win 28-23 (Over)

STL @ TB
TB -6
37
I don’t even want to pick this game. Tampa is ok, but they’re not good enough to expect them to blow anyone out. St. Louis is horrendous and is on their 13th string quarterback, but you never know when they’ll pull a rabbit out of their hat and beat somebody. The Rams are 1-4 ATS in their last 5 road games, but Tampa is 1-4 ATS in its last 5 against the Rams. St. Louis and Tampa have played 5 of their last 6 head-to-head contests Under in Tampa Bay, but the Bucs have played 5 of their last 7 home games Over.
Pick: STL +6. Tampa wins 14-9 (Under)

SEA @ SD
SEA -5.5
44
Normally Seattle is beatable on the road, but right now – fully healthy, fully confident – I think they’ll keep rolling. They’re 5-1 ATS in their last 6 trips to San Diego, and although the Chargers will be looking to bounce back from a disappointing performance in Arizona, Seattle isn’t a particularly good matchup for them. Nor anyone else, for that matter. Though the Chargers have played 12 of their last 19 post-Monday-Night affairs Over, Seattle has played 10 of 15 Under in San Diego. In case you’re curious how deep my absurd trend stats go, consider this: The Seahawks are 7-1 ATS in their last 8 games on grass fields. Boom. Mind Blown. You’re welcome.
Pick: SEA -5.5. Seahawks win 23-17 (Under)

HOU @ OAK
HOU -3
39.5
One thing that stood out to me about the Texans defense is how well they tackle. That, and safety DJ Swearinger. He was all over the field, repeatedly making perfect form tackles and disrupting plays. Clowney is important, but I don’t think they’ll have much of a drop off because of stellar coaching and attention to detail throughout the rest of the defense. The problem for Houston is that if the opponent gets pressure on Ryan Fitzpatrick, he becomes completely useless. Oakland has a solid defensive front, so it’s possible that they’ll wreak havoc on the Texans offense. The Raiders can certainly run the ball, too, with MJD and McFadden serving as one of the best 1-2 punches in the league. Thankfully the trends suggest picking the Under, because this game is going to involve a lot of run plays and punts.  
Pick: HOU -3. Texans win 13-6 (Under)

NYJ @ GB
GB -8
45.5
The Jets aren’t great, but picking them to lose by more than a touchdown is dangerous. Rex Ryan normally has his guys fired up to play, especially when they’ve been disrespected by Vegas. They’ve also had the Packers’ number lately, winning 7 of their last 9 against Green Bay. Despite being at home, the Packers are 0-4-1 ATS in their last 5 home games. The Packers also lack offensive weapons, so don’t expect them to be “amazing” just because Aaron Rodgers is at quarterback. He still needs somewhere to throw the ball, and I doubt Jordy Nelson and Randall Cobb are enough to carry the load.
Pick: NYJ +8. Packers win 21-17 (Under)

KC @ DEN
DEN -13
51
Kansas City didn’t play horribly against Tennessee; they just lacked attention to detail and made some careless mistakes. I’m concerned about their rookie kicker and kick returner, but otherwise they’re a solid squad. They’re not what they were last year – mostly because they lack a dynamic playmaker like McCluster – but Alex Smith is capable of keeping this team in contention. Denver is probably going to put up a ton of points, just like they did last year. They have some issues and injuries, but Manning has enough weapons to do some damage. Kansas City hung with Denver last season, likely because pride kicks in when everyone tells you the other team is going to score against you at will. The Chiefs aren’t quite as good – or quite as healthy – this season; can they still contain the Broncos
Pick: KC +13. Denver wins 34-24 (Over)

CHI @ SF
SF -7
48.5
The Bears are an awfully good team to be a 7-point underdog. San Francisco will be playing hard in an attempt to open its new stadium on a positive note, but the 49ers are still without a few key players on defense who they may miss against an explosive offense like Chicago’s. As long as the Bears can contain Frank Gore, they should be able to keep it close. Unfortunately for the Bears, the trends lean toward the 49ers; San Fran has won 8 of their last 12 SU and 11 of their last 14 ATS against the Bears.
Pick: CHI +7. The Bears win 33-30 (Over)

PHI @ IND
IND -3
53
Philadelphia’s fast-paced offense ultimately tired out Jacksonville and led to some late-game scoring drives; I’d expect it to do the same to Indy. But will Andrew Luck have the Colts so far ahead by then that it’ll be moot? The Indianapolis offense is really, really strong. If Trent Richardson gets back to form, they’re an incredibly dangerous team. I doubt they’ll start 0-2. Plus Indy has won its last 5 ATS against Philly and played all 5 Over.

Pick: IND -3. Colts win 38-33 (Over)

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

NFL Week One Recap

Week 1
ATS: 8-6-2
Straight Up: 9-7
Over/Under: 8-7-1

GB @ SEA
SEA -5
46
Pick: SEA -5. Seahawks win 23-14 (Under)
Result: SEA 36-16 (Over)
Seattle's offense did a little more damage than expected, but anyone who expects a healthy Seahawks team to lose at home is crazy.

MIN @ STL
STL -4
44
Pick: MIN +4. Vikings win 34-13 (Over)
Result: MIN 34-6 (Under)
My over/unders are off to a terrible start. Again, I was almost dead-on with the result and score. St. Louis was just a touchdown worse than I thought!

NO @ ATL
NO -3
51.5
Pick: NO -3. Saints win 38-24 (Over)
Result: ATL 37-34 (Over)
Well that's disappointing. I expected the Saints defense to be significantly better than it showed on Sunday. I have to assume it'll improve as the season goes on. That said, I'm not surprised that Atlanta is much, much better than they were a year ago. I'd plan on the Falcons surprising quite a few opponents this year. 

CLE @ PIT
PIT -6.5
40.5
Pick: Steelers -6.5. Pittsburgh wins 27-12 (Under)
Result: PIT 30-27 (Over)
Speaking of surprising...I thought this one was all wrapped up when Pittsburgh took a 27-3 lead. I don't know whether I'm supposed to be impressed with the Browns' offensive surge to get back in the game or completely dismayed at the Steelers' lack of defense in the second half. My assumption is that the Steelers got a big lead and let up on the gas pedal. I still don't think the Browns are any good.

JAX @ PHI
PHI -10
53
Pick: PHI -10. Eagles win 31-10 (Under)
Result: Eagles 34-17 (Under)
This pick was looking grim for quite a while, even though it ultimately proved to be right. Maybe the Foles-led Eagles aren't as clear a favorite in the NFC East as everyone expects!

OAK @ NYJ
NYJ -5
39.5
Pick: OAK +5. The Jets win 17-16 (Under)
Result: NYJ 19-14 (Under)
I was close, but the Jets managed to tie the spread. Either way, that played out almost exactly as I expected. Neither team has much offense. 

CIN @ BAL
BAL -1.5
43
Pick: BAL -1.5. Ravens win 17-13 (Under)
Result: CIN 23-16 (Under)
Yeah, I should have known better. No Ray Rice = No Ravens in the playoffs.

BUF @ CHI
CHI -7
48.5
Pick: CHI -7. Bears win 42-27 (Over)
Result: Bills 23-20 (Under)
Whenever I pick the Bills to win, they blow it. When I pick them to lose, they play a miraculous game and win. So I'll keep picking them to lose and hope for an undefeated season.

WAS @ HOU
HOU -3
45
Pick: HOU -3. Texans win 33-27 (Over)
Result: HOU 17-6 (Under)
I'm not sure why I thought this game would be high-scoring. Was I on crack last week? The Texans get the win, but losing Clowney for 4-6 weeks could be a big problem. 

TEN @ KC
KC -4.5
43.5
Pick: TEN +4.5. Kansas City wins 20-17 (Under)
Result: TEN 26-10 (Under)
So I guess the Chiefs aren't going to be anywhere near as good as they were last year...

NE @ MIA
NE -4.5
47
Pick: Pats -4.5. New England wins 34-17 (Over)
Result: MIA 33-20 (Over)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Silly Patriots. Now they'll only be 15-1. Well...more like 12-4. But they're still a lock for the AFC East title and will probably give Denver a run for their money in January. Miami isn't actually good; the Dolphins just give the Pats headaches.

CAR @ TB
TB -1
39.5
Pick: CAR +1. Carolina wins 18-13 (Under)
Result: CAR 20-14
Close enough. Very little offense, good defense...usually pretty easy to predict. 

SF @ DAL
SF -5
51
Pick: SF -5. 49ers win 42-31 (Over)
Result: SF 28-17 (Under)
Had the 49ers not let off the gas after the first quarter, they probably would have made it to 42 and hit the over. Looks like their injury-plagued defense is going to do just fine. Dallas' defense is just as laughable as anticipated. 

IND @ DEN
DEN -7
55
Pick: IND +7. Denver wins 45-42 (Over)
Result: DEN 31-24 (Tie)
Seriously? They tied the spread and the Over/Under? I've never seen that before. But I was pretty close on my pick. Both defenses are a little better than I expected, but both offenses are virtually unstoppable (when they want to be). 

NYG @ DET
DET -4.5
47
Pick: NYG +4.5. The Giants win 35-31 (Over)
Result: DET 35-14 (Over)
Apparently Eli is going to throw 1,232 interceptions again this season. Don't expect the Lions to be awesome; this game was merely a testament to how bad the Giants are probably going to be. 

SD @ ARI
ARI -3
45
Pick: SD +3. Chargers win 27-20 (Over)
Result: ARI 18-17 (Under)
Both of these defenses are better than I expected. I'm also impressed with Carson Palmer's poise; the Cardinals may surprise some more teams this season, though I doubt they'll be a serious playoff contender in the very tough NFC West. Do you remember the years when the NFC West was laughable and the NFC East was the best division in football? My how times have changed.

Sunday, August 31, 2014

NFL Week One Picks

This week's post will be a little long, as I'd like to partially preview each team's season.

GB @ SEA
SEA -5
46
Seattle’s skill and depth on defense will keep them in every game, but their offensive depth is concerning. If Lynch, Wilson, or Harvin goes down, Seattle could have some major issues moving the ball. Green Bay is poised to make a playoff run, beefing up the defense with the addition of Julius Peppers. But will he be the standout Julius Peppers of old, or the Julius Peppers who wasn’t nearly as effective as advertised in Chicago? Time will tell. In week one, however, there’s no way I’d bet against a healthy Seattle team at Qwest Field.
Pick: SEA -5. Seahawks win 23-14 (Under)

MIN @ STL
STL -4
44
Not all games can be winners…but I’m sure Vikings and Rams fans care about this one, so I better come up with something to write. Minnesota’s offense could be pretty good. Greg Jennings and breakout down-field threat Cordarrelle Patterson are an excellent 1-2 punch at receiver, and should help open things up for Adrian Peterson; or vice versa. As long as his attempts to get out of Minnesota aren’t a distraction, AP should be exceptional once again. The defense is a question mark, especially after the departure of Jared Allen to NFC North rival Chicago, so Minnesota may end up in some high-scoring shootouts. The Rams already lost Bradford, but at least Shaun Hill knows he’s the starter and will get all of the first team reps in practice. Unfortunately for Rams fans…well…Shaun Hill is the starter. They vitally need rookie Tre Minor from Auburn to shine at RB, otherwise this will be a very long season. The defense is solid, but I’m not sure if the Rams can score enough points to win more than a handful of games. I expect Minnesota to hang some big numbers on St. Louis and for the Rams to have difficulty keeping up.
Pick: MIN +4. Vikings win 34-13 (Over)

NO @ ATL
NO -3
51.5
The Saints added Brandin Cooks (OR ST) to an already potent offense led by a probably hall-of-fame quarterback in Drew Brees. So they should be pretty good. Expect Mark Ingram to have a breakout season and to become the impact player I expected him to be coming out of ‘Bama. Rob Ryan’s solid defense had one small issue last season: causing turnovers. Enter the ball hawk himself, Jairus Byrd, and New Orleans becomes a strong favorite to make a Super Bowl run. Atlanta is much better than last year’s record indicates. If Jones and Roddy White stay healthy, Stephen Jackson plays to his potential, the just-ok defense can force some key turnovers, and new addition Devin Hester – who literally outran a cheetah last season – can make an impact on special teams, Atlanta should be right in the division race. Unfortunately for them, they have to start out the year against the Saints…
Pick: NO -3. Saints win 38-24 (Over)

CLE @ PIT
PIT -6.5
40.5
Neither Hoyer nor Manziel will be an immediate success, so Ben Tate will have to shoulder the load if the Browns are going to be in any sort of conversation beyond, “who’s going to get the first pick in next year’s draft?” Their defense is decent, and with Pettine – a defensive guru – at the helm, they could stay in some games. Week one could be a prime example of such a game, as the Steelers and Browns tend to play tight, low-scoring contests. The Steelers’ defense isn’t what it used to be, but they’re still the Steelers; expect toughness, turnovers, big hits, and grind-it-out football. The Steelers’ new 1-2 punch at running back (Le’Veon Bell and LeGarrette Blount) should help as well. And, of course, they’ve still got Big Ben; so anything short of a playoff run will be a disappointment. Despite what I said 3 sentences ago, I don’t see this one being particularly close. When they play in Cleveland later in the season I’ll probably predict a closer contest.
Pick: Steelers -6.5. Pittsburgh wins 27-12 (Under)

JAX @ PHI
PHI -10
53
What can I possibly say about the Jaguars? They’ve never wavered from the “Chad Henne is our starting quarterback” mantra, yet every jersey on display at training camp bore Blake Bortles’ #5. I understand the idea of capitalizing financially on your new addition – and hopefully franchise savior – but what message does that send to Henne? The defense should be decent, but without Smokemon…oops, I mean Blackmon…this offense is a lot less scary to defend. Marquise Lee could change that, but I still think he’s a year or two away from breaking out. And there is no way in hell that Toby Gerhart and Jordan Todman will carry this team. For all you Bortles hopefuls: Be patient. The longer he stays the backup, the better he’ll be down the road. This team isn’t winning anything this year anyway, so you might as well suffer through as much Henne as possible before putting Bortles in as a starter and risking a blow to his confidence that could affect him in future seasons. Henne has always been a serviceable back-up, so barring injury I expect him to be good enough to keep his job for the first 3-4 weeks of the season anyway. I’m not sure what to expect from the Eagles this season, as the departure of DeSean Jackson leaves a gaping hole in Nick Foles’ downfield arsenal. That said, they’ll probably have the top rusher in the league in LeSean McCoy, so every other wide receiver on the field will improve as a result of opposing defenses’ attempts to stack the box. Nick Foles seems ready for a starting spot, so despite some small regression from last season’s ridiculous numbers, I still think he’ll be very good. The defense is decent, but Trent Cole and company should be good enough to make the Eagles a contender. In week one I expect the Jags to hang tough through the first half before slowly fading off into oblivion.
Pick: PHI -10. Eagles win 31-10 (Under)

OAK @ NYJ
NYJ -5
39.5
The Raiders’ defensive front seven should be stout thanks to the addition of Justin Tuck and Khalil Mack, though I don’t expect much from Oakland’s secondary. Then again, if Carlos Rogers plays out-of-his-mind at CB, the Raiders will be better than expected. The running game might be the best in football, so assuming Maurice Jones-Drew and Darren McFadden stay healthy, the Raiders could sniff a .500 record in December. That said, the offensive line will have something to say about their success as well. Matt Schaub may cause groans in Oakland, but I believe last year was an anomaly and I expect him to be much better in 2014. Then again, it’s the Raiders; I’m sure they’ll find a way to screw everything up. (Edit: One day after I wrote this preview, Oakland benched Schaub for rookie Derek Carr. So they're already screwing things up. I'll leave the pick as-is because I still expect a low-scoring game.) The Jets have been a hot mess lately, but finally jettisoning Mark Sanchez should help provide more trust and cohesion in the locker room. Adding Michael Vick could tear it all apart again, but if he’s as humble and workmanlike in the locker room as he is in front of the media, the Jets should be ok. Chris Johnson will be their X-factor; if he gets back to form, the Jets could contend for a playoff spot. If not, a coach I respect as a defensive genius – Rex Ryan – might be looking for a new job. As long as he’s there, though, expect any group of players on the defensive side of the ball to be 50% better than they look on paper. The Jets will win this game if their lackluster secondary can keep James Jones at bay, but Geno Smith will have to move the offense, too.
Pick: OAK +5. The Jets win 17-16 (Under)

CIN @ BAL
BAL -1.5
43
Cincy’s defense is among the top five in the league, especially with Geno Smith back and healthy. AJ Green is a constant threat on offense and Andy Dalton is a playoff-caliber QB. Unfortunately they rarely play well in Baltimore. Flacco has a new toy in Steve Smith, but can Smith be as effective as he once was in Carolina now that he’s 35 years old? Baltimore’s defense is also a bit of a question mark, but they seem to always play well, so until they prove otherwise I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt. The Ravens could struggle early while Ray Rice serves his suspension, but history is on their side when playing the Bengals at home.
Pick: BAL -1.5. Ravens win 17-13 (Under)

BUF @ CHI
CHI -7
48.5
The Bills’ defensive line is outstanding. Unfortunately their linebacker corps is only decent without Kiko Alonso and their secondary doesn’t look great after losing Byrd to the Saints. I have also said from day 1 that I don’t trust EJ Manuel to lead the Bills to the playoffs for the first time this MILLENIUM. Yes, it’s really been that long. I didn’t trust Fitzpatrick to do it…nor Todd Collins…nor JP Losman…nor any of the other crap-tastic signal callers the Bills have tried to throw behind center over the last 14 years. The Bills need a legitimate starting quarterback to help them rise from the depths of their mediocrity. If they were worse they’d at least get top draft picks. Instead, they always end up between 6-10 and 8-8; bad enough to miss the playoffs and good enough to miss the best draft picks. Enough bitching; they traded up this year to get Sammy Watkins, and he looks like the real deal. They have two great running backs – Fred Jackson and CJ Spiller – and one of the better wide receiver corps in the league, with Watkins joined by Mike Williams, Marquise Goodwin, and a guy I expect to be a future star, Robert Woods. If EJ Manuel is better than I think he is – and I sincerely hope that’s the case – Buffalo could actually surprise some people. That said, I’ll believe it when I see it. In case you haven’t picked up on it, I’m a long-suffering Bills fan. My second favorite team? The Chicago Bears. I LOVE Alshon Jeffery and have been telling everyone how good he’d be since he was drafted. With Brandon Marshall on the other side, Martellus Bennett at TE, and Matt Forte running the ball, Chicago is a very difficult team to defend.  Their defense had issues last year, but the keen attention to the defensive line, adding Jared Allen among others, should help them make great strides in 2014. As long as Tillman stays healthy and forces turnovers, the Bears could be a contender for the NFC North title; and possibly more. Unless the Bills’ defensive line literally kills Jay Cutler in the first half, I expect the Bears to win a shootout.
Pick: CHI -7. Bears win 42-27 (Over)

WAS @ HOU
HOU -3
45
I know he just got to Houston, but expect Ryan Mallett to contend for the starting job once he becomes familiar with the playbook. Houston has JJ Watt and Jadaveon Clowney on defense and Arian Foster and Andre Johnson on offense; all they need is a great QB to tie it all together. Fitzpatrick isn’t it. I’ve been high on Mallett since he was drafted out of Arkansas, and now that he’s spent the past few seasons learning from Tom Brady I expect him to become a solid #1 quarterback. It’s just a matter of time. Washington is a big question mark. RG3 now has DeSean Jackson as a solid deep threat, but will he throw the ball downfield or revert to being scramble-happy? Roy Helu and Alfred Morris are a solid RB combo, but Washington’s offensive line will have to perform significantly better than last year for this team to effectively move the ball. If the line is porous, RG3 might die. The Redskins’ defense is no better than average, and they’re going to have to avoid big plays – especially against a team like Houston – if they’re going to win more than a handful of games.
Pick: HOU -3. Texans win 33-27 (Over)

TEN @ KC
KC -4.5
43.5
Tennessee always surprises me by getting decent production out of a roster of players that I’ve never heard of. Don’t get me wrong; I’m familiar with Jake Locker, Nate Washington, Shonn Greene, and a few others. But can you name 3 of Tennessee’s defensive starters? If so, you’re probably a Titans fan. Despite their under-the-radar status, they play well as a group. Locker is no better than serviceable, so I believe this team rests on Greene’s shoulders. If he has a good year, the Titans could be as high as 8-8. If he doesn’t, 5-11 or 6-10 looks like a good bet. Kansas City started last year strong but eventually fizzled. Alex Smith is good enough to win, but the defense has to find some consistency. They have big name players (I’ll bet you can name 3 guys on KC’s defense …) but they only generate pressure in spurts, leaving a lackluster secondary exposed and vulnerable to big plays. The loss of McCluster’s big-play ability will hurt, but the Chiefs’ success will ultimately be determined by the play of their secondary. Luckily for them, Tennessee doesn’t have a particularly potent passing attack; so I expect the Chiefs to start the season on the right foot.
Pick: TEN +4.5. Kansas City wins 20-17 (Under)

NE @ MIA
NE -4.5
47
New England is going to be really, really good. If everything goes according to plan, they’ll win the Super Bowl. Darrelle Revis will shut down every opponent’s top receiver, and Brandon Browner – who the Pats snagged after he won the Super Bowl with Seattle – will shut down most teams’ second-best option. The Pats’ secondary is now as good, or better than, Seattle’s. On offense, the Pats have a guy named Tom Brady who people say is pretty good. He doesn’t have the threats he once did, but he’s all the Pats really need. Remember Danny Woodhead? Brady made him good. Now he’s in San Diego reaping the financial rewards of his time in New England while serving as a third-string running back. Brady will either find or create options and the Pats will be awesome. Miami, however, will not be. Tannehill will never be more than serviceable, partly because he was thrown into the fire too quickly as a rookie. Brady learned under Bledsoe. Rodgers learned under Favre. There are exceptions to the rule (e.g. Andrew Luck), but most rookie quarterbacks, unless they are once-in-a-generation guys who ran pro systems in college, should not become immediate starters in the NFL. Miami has also failed to protect him (O-line allowed most sacks in 2013), which certainly hasn’t helped his confidence. Lamar Miller and Knowshon Moreno should be a great running back tandem, but none of Miami’s receivers is a true “#1” guy. They have a lot of really good receivers, but most of them are better as slot guys or second options. I’m not sure whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing…but time will tell. Usually the fins play the Pats close at home, but chances are good that the Pats will still win by more than 4 ½.
Pick: Pats -4.5. New England wins 34-17 (Over)

CAR @ TB
TB -1
39.5
Carolina returns the entire front seven from the league’s second best defense in 2013, so they should be fine on that side of the ball. But can Newton and the offense move the rock consistently? The Panthers have a great tight end in Greg Olsen, but their wide receivers are all second-tier players that fizzled out with other teams (e.g. Jerricho Cotchery, Jets and Jason Avant, Eagles). The running game will be solid with DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart still splitting carries. I think they were the original running back tandem that sparked most other teams in the league to move away from having a single “featured back”; I’m amazed they’re both still with the Panthers. Though often overlooked, Mike Tolbert is a great fullback in a league where fullbacks seem to be a part of the past, not the present. Carolina will prove that an elite fullback can still be effective in today’s NFL. Tampa Bay will win some games, especially if Josh McCown plays the way he did in Chicago last season. He has quite a few options as well as a strong running back in Doug Martin. The defense should be stout as well, with Gerald McCoy likely to have an outstanding season in the middle of the Bucs’ “new” Tampa 2 scheme, a throwback to the Bucs’ team that won the Super Bowl a little more than a decade ago. I’ve always respected Lovie Smith and believe his Bucs will be immediately competitive.
Pick: CAR +1. Carolina wins 18-13 (Under)

SF @ DAL
SF -5
51
Is there any doubt that Dallas will go 8-8 again? Jerry’s ‘Boys just seem to have that aura of mediocrity surrounding them. The defense was TERRIBLE last season and is now without Sean Lee (injury) and Demarcus Ware (Denver). So in theory they’ll be even worse. The offense is similar, with Romo, Bryant, Witten, and Murray all providing solid options at their respective positions. But can Dallas really expect better results with essentially the same offense and an already horrendous defense that’s missing two key contributors? San Francisco will have some bumps in the road, too. Bowman (ACL), Smith (Idiocy, alcoholism, etc), and Dorsey (Torn Biceps) are already out for the first chunk of the season. The offense should improve, with Gore likely freed up by teams spreading out to cover the 49ers talented wide receiver trio; Stevie Johnson, Michael Crabtree, and Anquan Boldin. All three have the talent to be #1 WRs, so as long as Kaepernick continues to improve the 49ers should be able to score plenty of points. This game has the potential to be a shootout, and I don’t think Dallas can go as high as San Francisco.
Pick: SF -5. 49ers win 42-31 (Over)

IND @ DEN
DEN -7
55
Indianapolis is going to be very good again. Combine Andrew Luck, T.Y. Hilton, a healthy Reggie Wayne, the addition of Hakeem Nicks, a solid group of tight ends, and two excellent running backs, Ahmad Bradshaw and Trent Richardson, and you have the potential for a lot of points to be scored. I’m not sure how good the defense will be, but with an offense like that you don’t really need much D! Denver is in the same boat, although their defense is a bit better and should have some solid games throughout the season. The opener, however, probably won’t be one of them. Denver is an obvious favorite to make another Super Bowl run, especially with Peyton Manning continuing to age. How many more shots does he really have? Unfortunately for Denver, Wes Welker has had 3 concussions in the past 10 months, so keep an eye on him. If he gets one more it will likely be the end of his season. The Broncos will still have enough options to be dangerous, but after losing Eric Decker in the offseason, you can bet they were counting on Wes Welker to have a big year. I have little doubt that this game will be a shootout, and I expect the elder statesman to show why he is widely considered the best in the game.
Pick: IND +7. Denver wins 45-42 (Over)

NYG @ DET
DET -4.5
47
The Giants have a new offensive coordinator – Ben McAdoo – and a completely new scheme. I doubt Eli Manning will adjust to it immediately, so expect some growing pains early in the season. Thankfully for the Giants, the Lions’ secondary isn’t very good; so the growing pains might not be immediately evident. If Victor Cruz has a good season and Eli stops throwing the ball to the wrong team, the Giants’ offense should be ok. The defense will look a lot different without Justin Tuck, but Kiwanuka, Pierre-Paul, and Ayers are still a formidable group and will ensure that the Giants still have a strong D-line. Jameel McClain is a strong addition to the linebacker corps, but the secondary may end up giving Tom Coughlin a few headaches. While the Giants entertain a new offensive scheme, Detroit has to get used to an entirely new coaching staff. It’ll be interesting to watch the relationship between the fiery, unsportsmanlike Ndamakong Suh and the incredibly sportsmanlike, reserved Caldwell play out as the season progresses. I imagine Caldwell won’t take kindly to Suh’s antics. The Lions need Bell to stay healthy to prevent teams from keying on the pass, as Reggie Bush isn’t enough of a running threat to keep opposing defenses honest. They’ll also need to pray for miracles in the secondary, as if their starters get hurt they may have to put wide receivers in at CB. They have absolutely no depth in the back four. I expect Eli Manning to rebound in week one and to get the Giants started on a positive note.
Pick: NYG +4.5. The Giants win 35-31 (Over)

SD @ ARI
ARI -3
45
San Diego has enough weapons to make some noise in the AFC West. Now that Norv Turner is finally gone, maybe they’ll find a way to stop underachieving! The addition of Dwight Freeney will help the Chargers defense and San Diego has plenty of weapons on offense to put up points. They also have one of the best offensive lines in football; a blessing Ryan Matthews and Philip Rivers will be thankful for every week. Side note: As a Bills fan, I’m also excited to see what Frank Reich will do in his first season as offensive coordinator! Arizona has the offensive talent to excel, but they’ve lost a few key players from last season’s solid defense. I’m also worried that Patrick Peterson will have a bad season now that he’s signed his long-term deal. For some reason players often play complacent in the first year of a lucrative new deal. If Carson Palmer is effective, he certainly has enough targets to put up points. I just don’t think he’ll put up as many points as Rivers and the Chargers.
Pick: SD +3. Chargers win 27-20 (Over)